kenobi-wan-obi:

when someone say hi to ya bae for too long

(via ruinedchildhood)

bladesofsnarkyeloquence:

lovemenorman:

Friendly Indians | I Know You Know (Psych Theme)

"In between the lines there’s a lot of obscurity.
I’m not inclined to resign to maturity.

If it’s all right, then you’re all wrong,
but why bounce around to the same damn song?
You’d rather run when you can’t crawl …

"I know you know that I’m not telling the truth.
I know you know — they just don’t have any proof.
Embrace the deception, learn how to bend,
your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end.

"In the realm of compliments there isn’t any higher
than a fabricated misdirection fashioned by a liar.
You think you hate all that you love,
acting so surprised when it fits you like a glove.

"If you want to find the answers, then I offer a solution.
Everyone has got a dose of hefty disillusion.
If it’s a game, they wanna play.
You better load the dice ‘cause they’ll do it anyway,
but you’d rather run when you can’t crawl …

"I know you know that I’m not telling the truth.
I know you know - they just don’t have any proof.
Embrace the deception, learn how to bend,
your worst inhibitions tend to psych you out in the end.

"I know you know.
I know you know.
I know you know.
I know you know.”

(via ilikepineapplesdealwithit)

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

(via dragonnan)

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via ruinedchildhood)

Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.

Abbie Nielsen, Dear Future Daughter (via octobermoe)

This is ++important right now

(via blondebarbells)

(via fan-of-brevity)

trappedinadiamond:

so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF

(Source: cosmic-cannabis, via dragonnan)

jaclcfrost:

having a crush on both a character and the person who plays that character is just like

prepare for trouble

and make it double

(via frederickchiltonss)